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Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

English Jokes More English Jokes

What's the shortest possible sentence in Canadian English?

Sorry, eh.

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!