Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

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How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

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Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

What language do birds speak?

Pigeon English!

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What is the only English word a French-Canadian knows?

Sorry.

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!