Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

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What do you call a horse that makes bad jokes?

Unicorny

What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor

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What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

What language do cats speak?

Catonese

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What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

Why was Fam's favorite subject English?

Because it's Lit.