Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

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What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

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Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

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What English King invented the fireplace?

Alfred the grate!

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one