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Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

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How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor

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How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.

Why is English such a hard language to learn?

Because it's