What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

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Why does Wonder Woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

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How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

Why are eagles so hard to find?

They're always in diskies

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave