What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

Mole Jokes More Mole Jokes

What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!

How many moles are in a guacamole?

Avacado's number.

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

Why are eagles so hard to find?

They're always in diskies