What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

Mole Jokes More Mole Jokes

How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle