What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

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How do rabbits fly?

In hareplanes.

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

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What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!

What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

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What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.