What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

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Why do people live soda?

Because it's sodalicious.

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

Mole Jokes More Mole Jokes

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

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What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless....Sorry.