Why do bananas get all the ladies?

Because they have appeal.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

Appeal Jokes More Appeal Jokes

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?

You have a lot of appeal.

Why is the banana the most popular fruit?

Because of its appeal.