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What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

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What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

What's the best way to make friends?

Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

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What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up