What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

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Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

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Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

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Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?

Because he had no porpoise.

Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.