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What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

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What do you call a guy who peeps his peeps?

A homeboyeur.

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

Guy who invented ketchup packets

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What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

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What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

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Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.