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What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

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What do you call a guy who likes to lose?

Ewan

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

What's the best way to make friends?

Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

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What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

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Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?

Don't be depressed