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What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

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What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

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What did she say about me?

Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me...What else

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

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How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

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Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up

Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.