What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...?

A smile!

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What was Jeremy Clarkson on during Top Gear?

SPEEEED!

What do Whitney Houston and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on Top Gear.

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What do Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on top gear.

What's the difference between a steampunk bike and a regular bike?

On a steampunk bike the gears don't do anything.

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Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

Why is stevie wonder always smiling?

No one's told him he's black.