What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...?

A smile!

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What was Jeremy Clarkson on during Top Gear?

SPEEEED!

What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

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What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...?

A smile!

What do Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on top gear.

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Why Don't I Have Laugh Lines?

Because I never smile.

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.