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What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...?

A smile!

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What was Jeremy Clarkson on during Top Gear?

SPEEEED!

What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

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What do Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on top gear.

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

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Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

Who's there! Aardvark! Aardvark who?

Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles!