Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

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Why does the US love Israel so much?

Because is a raeli good country

What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

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Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

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What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

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How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

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What is the best thing about duct tape?

It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

Scotch Jokes More Scotch Jokes

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

X-post /r/puns Scotch.

Cupcake Jokes More Cupcake Jokes

When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.