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Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom?

Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.

Beg Jokes More Beg Jokes

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

Differ Jokes More Differ Jokes

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

Duct Tape Jokes More Duct Tape Jokes

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

Scotch Jokes More Scotch Jokes

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

Cupcake Jokes More Cupcake Jokes

When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.