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Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position?

The four hands (you dirty minds)

Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

Beg Jokes More Beg Jokes

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

Differ Jokes More Differ Jokes

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

Duct Tape Jokes More Duct Tape Jokes

Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Scotch Jokes More Scotch Jokes

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

Cupcake Jokes More Cupcake Jokes

When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.