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Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

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Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction?

It turns out, it's not very hard at all

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Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!

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What's the best thing about Bruce Jenner?

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What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

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Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired