What is the best thing about duct tape?

It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.

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When it's turned into the teacher.

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It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

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It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.