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What is the best thing about duct tape?

It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.

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It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

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Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.