What did the necrophile say when his girlfriend told him to be more romantic?

You're dead to me.

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A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

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It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.

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They both like to crack open a cold one.

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I only loved you for your body!