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How does a woman go about inventing something?

She gives birth to a boy.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!