How does a woman go about inventing something?

She gives birth to a boy.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

How does a woman go about inventing something?

She gives birth to a boy.

What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

Guy who invented ketchup packets

What English King invented the fireplace?

Alfred the grate!