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How does a woman go about inventing something?

She gives birth to a boy.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are hangovers better than women?

Hangovers go away!

What does a neckbeard call a woman he meets at a fast food joint?

McLady.

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why girls live longer than boys?

SHOPPING" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,"PAYING the "BILLS" does

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Why did Levi invent such nice trousers?

Because he had good genes.

How do you know the high heel was invented by men?

Who else invents things?