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What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?

20 minutes, thermostat 8.

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

Tourist Jokes More Tourist Jokes

What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What do you call it when two terrorists are horsing around on the radio?

Talibanter

What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

Sympathizer Jokes More Sympathizer Jokes

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.