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What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

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What the difference between Reddit and other sites?

On some of them you actually have a voat

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

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What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

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What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb.

Where do terrorists go when they're on the run?

Apparently, they go everywhere.

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What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

Terrorists have sympathizers.