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What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

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What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

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What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

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What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

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What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

Terrorists have sympathizers.