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What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

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What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

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What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented Hispanic attacks

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What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

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Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.