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What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

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Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

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A man who tries to be everything but himself

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What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

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A tourist.

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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

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What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

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You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

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Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft

Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.