What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

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What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

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What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

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What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

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Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft