What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

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What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*