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What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

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Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

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I'd autotune him out.

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What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.