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What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

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What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.

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What do you do if you see a blue banana?

Try to cheer it up.

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

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Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...