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What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

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What happens when a plant is sad?

The other plants have to photosympathize with it

What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

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Why does your sister have yeast and shoe Polish for breakfast?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower!

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What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security?

Both have LAX security.

What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?

UCLA

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What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

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What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

What's the name of China's new atmosphere-cleanup program?

The Desolation of Smog.