What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

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How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

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What did the gardener say to the rose?

Hello, bud.

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

Because he was kneaded.

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How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security?

Both have LAX security.

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What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

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What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

What's the name of China's new atmosphere-cleanup program?

The Desolation of Smog.