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What did the gardener say to the rose?

Hello, bud.

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What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose?

Bicycle petals!

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.