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What did the gardener say to the rose?

Hello, bud.

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What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose?

Bicycle petals!

What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

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Why are gardeners the best pimps?

Because they are well versed in whorticulture

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.