What did the gardener say to the rose?

Hello, bud.

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What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

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What did the alien say to the gardener?

Take me to your weeder.

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!