What did the gardener say to the rose?

Hello, bud.

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Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

Cos' sin tans

What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ.

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What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

Why do gardeners make horrible cops?

Because they keep planting evidence.