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What did the gardener say to the rose?

Hello, bud.

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What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?