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What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

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What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

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What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

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What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

What's better than a dozen roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

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When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position?

The four hands (you dirty minds)

Why was the pianist so depressed?

Because they weren't good at Chopin.