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What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

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Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

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What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

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What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

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What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position?

The four hands (you dirty minds)