What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

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What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

How should a feudal lord deal with it when the serfs rise up?

Hang ten.

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What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

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What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than two roses on your paino?

Tulips on your organ.

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What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!