Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

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Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

What was the Mathematician's Favorite Johnny Depp Movie?

S of the Carribean.

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When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck!

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What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine