Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

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What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked?

Carlos-t

Whos the coolest guy in hospital?

The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy

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What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

Paddy o' furniture

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

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Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

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What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty