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Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

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Whats the most common day to get sick on?

Achoosday

Whats Wolverine's favorite genre of music?

Metal.

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What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

Paddy o' furniture

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

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Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner!

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty