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Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

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Whats the difference between toast and Frenchmen?

You can make soldiers out of toast.

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

Fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

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What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

What does Yao Ming stand for?

When he sits down it takes too long to get back up.

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Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

Why do people with the Flu stand in corners?

Its always 90 Degrees

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Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty