Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

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S Jokes More S Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense

Whats the month people get most drunk in?

Febrewery

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Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

What's the most bitter tea in existence?

Reality *cries in the corner*

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Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry