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Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall?

Ulta Magnus!

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

Crow Jokes More Crow Jokes

What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole?

He was making a long-distance caw.

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"