Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What was the dog doing on the turnpike?

About seven miles an hour.

What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones?

A Barkaeologist.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between Yoghurt and the USA?

Yoghurt has a culture.

Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

Owner Jokes More Owner Jokes

What do you call the owner of Frigidaire?

A refrigerator magnate

How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro?

Because the owner will tell you

Staff Jokes More Staff Jokes

What do you call a bakery staffed entirely by men?

A pastryarchy.

What university has the most brightest students and staff?

University of Brighton