Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

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What is the difference between a blonde and a blonde dude?

The blonde has a higher sperm count.

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?

A Fermilabrador Retriever.

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Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

Whats the most dyslectic part of Asia?

Croatia!

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What language do cats speak?

Catonese

Who's there! Cat! Cat who?

Cat you understand!

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Who were the participants?

Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '

What do you call the owner of Frigidaire?

A refrigerator magnate

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What university has the most brightest students and staff?

University of Brighton

What do you call a bakery staffed entirely by men?

A pastryarchy.