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Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stpehen hawking after a house fire.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

What do you call a cat in love?

Romeow

Owner Jokes More Owner Jokes

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

Staff Jokes More Staff Jokes

What university has the most brightest students and staff?

University of Brighton

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!