Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

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What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit

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Wheres my dog gone?

Dead in the trash

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

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Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom?

The Mediterranean Sea.

Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why dogs are called K9?

Because cats are K10

Why can't cats vote?

Because they are non-voting felines!

Owner Jokes More Owner Jokes

What do you call the owner of Frigidaire?

A refrigerator magnate

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Why do Chinese workers work so hard?

Because their companies are always short-staffed.