Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
Earthquakes stop shaking
Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body
An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!
He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.
Der.
A park bench can support a family of four.
A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.
A catastrophe!
The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing
Because the owner will tell you
University of Brighton
Because their companies are always short-staffed.
