Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

What's the difference between fancy food and military food?

Fancy food is delicious, but military food is deliciousir!

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What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

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Whats the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.

Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

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How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

What Australian city has the most cats?

Purrth.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

What university has the most brightest students and staff?

University of Brighton