Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

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What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

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Whats the Slogan for every I.T. Department in America?

Mmmm. Move Over.

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What cat purrs more than any other?

Purrsians!

Why couldn't the cat speak?

The dog taped his mouth.

Owner Jokes More Owner Jokes

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Staff Jokes More Staff Jokes

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What do you call a bakery staffed entirely by men?

A pastryarchy.