OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."
Because he was grounded!
You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.
S ry!
Parachute
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.
When the chips are down!
Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.
Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.
Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof
Ma'am, that's a Shovel.
