OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."
Because Joy was stuck on the roof.
It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear
IHOP!!!
Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good
Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
It's always prepared.
They both moust go down in emergency.
It was very Con-Ceiling.
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.
