Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

S Jokes More S Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:

Whats an iPhone 7's favorite brand of frozen pizza?

Not Jack's.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

Ma'am Jokes More Ma'am Jokes

How much for the Ice Cream Scoop?

Ma'am, that's a Shovel.

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.