Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

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Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

How did the fish's tail get stuck in the anchor chain?

It was just a fluke!

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Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?

A frog with hiccups!

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

Why did 0.81 recurring die?

Because he was 9/11.

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What's red and white, red and white, red and white?

Sant rolling off your roof.

Who's there! Athena! Athena who?

Athena reindeer landing on your roof!

Ma'am Jokes More Ma'am Jokes

How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."