OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."
He got snowden.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.
The line at KFC
The bond matures.
Because it was in the middle of 9/11
Because 9/11 was an inside dog.
So the men can think of a solution in silence.
How long before the rice is ready
Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof
Because it is sticky.
Ma'am, that's a Shovel.
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
