He only needed them after he'd opened it.
As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.
They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".
You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.
Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.
There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.
When you don't use a condom.
Homeless.
It didn't have any pickups
