Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

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Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

So the violists don't need to be retrained.

Why do we need art?

Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".

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What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

Who's there! Canon! Canon who?

Canon open the door then

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

How does Justin Beiber remove a condom?

He farts.

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

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Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached