Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

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Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

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How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

The lid said, "Twist to open."

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What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

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How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups