How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby?

Stop crying and viper your nose!

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What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

Stork Jokes More Stork Jokes

Why does a stork stand on one leg?

If he didn't, he would fall.

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.