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How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck of babies?

The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A baby with a javellin through its head.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

Stork Jokes More Stork Jokes

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

Why does a stork stand on one leg?

If he didn't, he would fall.

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh?

A test tickle.