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How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off.

What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called?

The Piledriver: No Holes Barred

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

Stork Jokes More Stork Jokes

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

Why does a stork stand on one leg?

If he didn't, he would fall.

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face