How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Stork Jokes More Stork Jokes

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Why does a stork stand on one leg?

If he didn't, he would fall.

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!