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How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

Why is it prestigious to wear a condom?

It's a members-only jacket.

Stork Jokes More Stork Jokes

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

Why does a stork stand on one leg?

If he didn't, he would fall.

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.