How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

What about the other baby?

Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What would have to break to give you 18?

A condom

What is a condom with a hole?

Kinder Surprise

Stork Jokes More Stork Jokes

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.