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What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

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Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

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What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

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Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS