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What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

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Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

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Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

Why are condoms transparent?

So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

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What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.