What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

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How do you prevent 9/11?

Make it a Malaysian airlines flight.

How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?

With burger alarms!

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What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

What do you call a condom within a condom?

Contraception.

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What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids