What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

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Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse.

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

Who was the best actor in the Bible?

Samson he brought the house down!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

Beast Jokes More Beast Jokes

How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?

She was the beast of the show!

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

Abduct Jokes More Abduct Jokes

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Pretty Girl Jokes More Pretty Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!