What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

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What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

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How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

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Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

Why do primates do so well in show biz?

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!

Beast Jokes More Beast Jokes

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.

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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Pretty Girl Jokes More Pretty Girl Jokes

Why did the boxer date the pretty girl?

Because she was a knockout!

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!