What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

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How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Why should I excuse your dear aunt Sally?

Her operations were not unprecedented.

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Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

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What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

What's the difference between a Thai man and a Thai woman?

Pls help.

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Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Beast Jokes More Beast Jokes

What is 667?

The neighbor of the beast.

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Pretty Girl Jokes More Pretty Girl Jokes

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.