What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

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What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

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What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

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Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

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What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.

What's 668?

The Neighbor of the Beast.

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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

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How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.