What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

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Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along?

Sew sew

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Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

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What kind of pizza do pilots like?

Plain.

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

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Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose?

Bicycle petals!