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What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

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What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

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What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?

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What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

Why do they write PIZZA all over the box?

What else could possibly be in there

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What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

Why do dogs lick their balls?

Because they can.

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What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.