What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

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What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

"I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha!

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

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Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

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How did King Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp and even.

What do you call pizza that isn't yours?

Impersonal pizza

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How do u get a pool table to laugh?

Tickle its balls.

Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

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What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ.

What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.