What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

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What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

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What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive?

Give them a test-tickle

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Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ.