What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

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What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

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What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

Why did your sister keep running around her bed?

Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

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What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

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How many balls does Fred have?

10

What do a wicked stepmother and a gag reflex have in common?

They both keep you from getting to the ball!

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How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?

You make my temperature rise.