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What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why is six afraid lf seven?

Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

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Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

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What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose?

Bicycle petals!

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.