What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

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What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

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What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...

What do call it when actor Charles Dance tries to flirt?

Dance moves.

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What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

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How many balls does Fred have?

10

Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team?

She kept running away from the ball

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Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(