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What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

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What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

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What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the Rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

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Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

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Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

Why is the sky not happy on clear days?

It has the blues

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What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord