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What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ.

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

What would happen if you ate yeast and Polish?

You would rise and shine.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

What did one piano say to another?

CBA

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

What's in Poison Ivy's underpants?

Tulips.

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.