What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile

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Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

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Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

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What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.