What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile

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What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

What Pokemon likes to run?

Lucardio!

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

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How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.