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What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile

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What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

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What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything.

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

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Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

What will never be read in braille?

Do not touch.