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What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

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What is a pirates nightmare date?

A girl with a sunken chest and no booty

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

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What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

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How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany?

ThomasDieKleineLokomotive

What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

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Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

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What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel