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What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

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Where do girls have the curliest hair?

Africa.

What do you tell a girl with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

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How does a tail pipe feel after a long car ride?

Exhausted.

What does a pirate's beard feel like?

Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)

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What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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What's up Dad Party!" *dads go nuts* "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

Dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

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Which actor is a dog's favorite?

Bark Ruffaro

What was Will Smith's occupation before he was an actor?

He was a blacksmith

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What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel