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What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

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Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

What do you call a girl who only likes guys with big muscles?

A Biceptual

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Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

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What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

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What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders

What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

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Who's there! Actor! Actor who?

Actor you my dear Alphonse!

What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

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What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel