What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

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Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!

How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

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Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful?

Because they were set in stone.

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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

What is the scariest thing to read in braile?

Do not touch

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What actor do horses like the most?

Matthew McConaug-hay

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

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What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel