David Cop-a-feel
The knife has a point
Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*
The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)
I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.
Bernadette!
They are both unlike radicals.
Don't touch this.
Do not touch.
A man who tries to be everything but himself
His leg was in a cast.