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What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

How can you tell when a girl is vegan?

She'll tell you

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How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

How do calculus students feel about undefined slopes in Cartesian planes?

Indifferential.

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Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

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What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney Movies still touch kids

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Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

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What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel