Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

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European

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He thought they were revolting!

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It's days were numbered!

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Bye Son (Bison)

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Uh, like, can you knot?

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You shall not gas!

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Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too?... Tell them no one found it yet.

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Deport him back to Mexico

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Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

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On the perineum falcon!

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A. The thought had never entered his head before.

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The HYATT!!

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You stay here, I'll go on a head

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What do you call a county that lacks a modern telecommunications system?

Technologically backward" What do you call a county that lacks a fully integrated banking system? "Economically underdeveloped." What do you call a country that lacks a well-connected public transportation system? "America"

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So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

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Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof