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What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

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What is Mexico's favorite sport?

Cross-country

What is the official novel of Mexico?

Tequila Mockingbird

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How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

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What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

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What's the best part of Chinese food?

The 4/10 cookie

What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.