What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog?

Yo dawg I washed yo dog.

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What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

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What has six legs and goes "Hodeedo, hodeedo?

Three black guys about to miss the elevator

What do you call a black guy who reneges on a promise?

Unreliable, you racist prick.

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Why don't dirty commies shower?

Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.

What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.