What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog?

Yo dawg I washed yo dog.

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What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

Because K-10 is for cats.

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What's long and hard on a black guy?

First grade.

Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.