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Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

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What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

What was the black guys reaction to the 3/5ths compromise?

I can't even