Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneers?

Under his buckin' hat.

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How to legalize animal poaching?

Drop a kid in their zoo enclosure.

How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a black guy who goes to college?

A Basketball player.

Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.