How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

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Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies