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How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

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Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves!

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

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Why does Jerry Sienfeld clean up on tinder?

He can't go left

How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.