How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

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Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

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How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths