Britney Spears
He puts it in the Wash.
They send them through the Wash.
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
Because why MC, eh
A road
Because it's sham poo.
Your spinning me a yarn here!
('You wanna go for a spin ')
He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.
He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.
Just one if it's Lochte'd
You ask them to hold the door for you.
2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)
She wasn't edgy enough!
Justin Beaver
Cancer...
Wine gets better as it gets older
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!