Spear Jokes

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a spear?

A spear has a point!

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

X-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Why did the shark swim in circles?

He had a nosebleed.

Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

Chris Brown Jokes More Chris Brown Jokes

What's Chris Brown's favorite professional sport?

Sockher

What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What do feminists and zookeepers have in common?

Nothing. Feminists have nothing in common with anyone.

What Happened when Feminist's found out about Reddit?

Well they deleted

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer