Spear Jokes

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

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Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

Britney Spears Jokes More Britney Spears Jokes

Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What kind of math do feminists study?

Triggernometry

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

Chris Brown Jokes More Chris Brown Jokes

How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

What's Chris Brown's favorite professional sport?

Sockher

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head?

The deceased!

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many Filipinos can you fit on a jeepney?

One more.

Why didn't the monk's clothes fit properly?

Because he was cohabiting.