Spear Jokes

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

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What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

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How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

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What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

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Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

Why are Toblerone's triangular shaped?

So they fit in the box.

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Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

Reaver Jokes More Reaver Jokes

How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

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Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

What is Iron Man without his suit?

Stark naked.

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Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.

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What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

What's the best defense against Britney Spears?

Brooke Shields.