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Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.

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Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

Why did the Saudi restaurant get in trouble?

They put the Umm Ali next to the Baba Ghanoush.

Fowl Language Jokes More Fowl Language Jokes

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.