What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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A banana split!

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They planet.

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Birds of prey!

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It's their knees that go first.

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How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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An Anglo Saxin'

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears