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What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

What does Bill Cosby have in common with a Pokemon trainer?

He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.

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What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida?

Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.

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What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

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What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears