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What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

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What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

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What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

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What's the best defense against Britney Spears?

Brooke Shields.

Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

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What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe