What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

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How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?

Try it out on Internet Explorer

How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

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What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

What does a guy call his diabetic girlfriend?

Sweet Pee

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What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

When you are a mouse!

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How does a mathematician swear?

Math-you.

Why is Oedipus against swearing?

He kisses his mother with that mouth!