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What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

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What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

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What do you call a guy who always phones people?

Colin.

What do you say to a guy with kidney stones?

Urine trouble!

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What animal do you get when shake a pig?

A ham-stir

Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

What kind of musical instrument do mice play?

A mouse organ!

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What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.