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What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

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Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

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What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What's Shaking?

Not Ali....

What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.

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Why do mice have such small balls?

Because not very many of them can dance.

How do you save a drowning mouse?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

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What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.