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What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in a heavy snow storm?

Try to find the fresh prints

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

When you are a mouse!

Who is king of all the mice?

Mouse Tse Tung!

Swear Jokes More Swear Jokes

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.