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What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

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What's the difference between a worm and an apple?

Have you ever tried worm pie!

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

A girl from Jersey.

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

What did the Pope say to the hot atheist girl?

Shake that blasphemy

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What kind of musical instrument do mice play?

A mouse organ!

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!

Swear Jokes More Swear Jokes

Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them