Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

What does snoop doggy dog use to do his laundry?

Answer in comments.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft name their new operating system Windows 10?

Because Windows 7 8 9!

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Whatever's the matter?

Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

What is not the answer to this question?

Not this.

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips