Boy: Me and I'm going home now.
Grounds for termination.
As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.
HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling
When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
He was a cereal defenestrator.
Venutian blinds.
Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.
The number of the car that hit him.
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "
