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Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How much did the pie cost?

Answer in comments

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

Why did Microsoft name their new operating system Windows 10?

Because Windows 7 8 9!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

What question must always be answered "Yes"?

What does Y-E-S spell

Where can you go on Reddit to ask questions?

Not /r/movies.