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Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know, I'm no scientist

Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why was Windows afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 10.

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer!

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.