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What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.

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What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

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Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

What is the deadliest bear?

Seriously... I don't know the punchline to this, help me out.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why aren't you smiling?

My go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."

Why do Retirees smile all the time?

Because they can't hear a word you're saying!

Slinkie Jokes More Slinkie Jokes

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.