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What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

What's the difference between the strippers and the circus?

The circus has a cunning array of stunts.

Solve Jokes More Solve Jokes

How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He worked it out with a pencil.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

Cloth Jokes More Cloth Jokes

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.