How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse?

She's the one with dirty knees.

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How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

By the buckle print on her forehead.

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

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Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

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What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?

The Head Nurse.

What do you call a nurse with flat knees?

The "head" nurse.

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How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse?

She's the one with dirty knees.

How can you tell who the head doctor is?

They're the one with the dirtiest knees