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How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse?

She's the one with dirty knees.

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

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What did the nurse say to John Cena?

ICU.

What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?

Womb Service!

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What do you call a nurse with flat knees?

The "head" nurse.

What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?

The Head Nurse.

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How can you tell which is the head nurse?

The one with the dirty knees.

How can you tell who is the head nurse of a facility?

She's the one with dirty knees.