How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse?

She's the one with dirty knees.

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She's the one with the dirty knees.

How can you tell which is the head nurse?

The one with the dirty knees.

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How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse?

She's the one with dirty knees.

How can you tell which is the head nurse?

The one with the dirty knees.