How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse?

She's the one with dirty knees.

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Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

An explosive punchline

Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggie.

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Where does it hurt?

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How can you tell who's the head nurse at a hospital?

It's the one who has knee pads on.

How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital?

She's the one with the dirty knees.

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How can you tell who the head doctor is?

They're the one with the dirtiest knees

How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital?

She's the one with the dirty knees.