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What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

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Why do people in tumblr like quantum computing?

Because it's non binary

What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

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What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

Why did the Pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

Nap Kin Jokes More Nap Kin Jokes

What do you call a tired tumblrina?

A nap-kin.

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

Identify Jokes More Identify Jokes

What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.