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Nap Kin Jokes

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

What do you call a tired tumblrina?

A nap-kin.

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What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

Hopscotts.

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because it's harder to run in squares.

Napkin Jokes More Napkin Jokes

What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

What do paper towels call their family?

NapKIN

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

Cloth Jokes More Cloth Jokes

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

Tumblr Jokes More Tumblr Jokes

Why is Tumblr so odd?

Because they can't even.

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

Identify Jokes More Identify Jokes

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

He's the one with patches over both eyes.