Nap Kin Jokes

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

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What do you call a tired tumblrina?

A nap-kin.

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A tumblr.

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NCIS

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How do you search and identify for feminist jokes in /r/jokes?

They have a "JOKE" disclaimer tag

What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

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What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

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How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!

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What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

Napkin.

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What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

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What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

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What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)