Nap Kin Jokes

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

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What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

What do you call a tired tumblrina?

A nap-kin.

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Tumblr Jokes More Tumblr Jokes

How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb?

I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!

Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings?

A Freudian Sleep.

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What person shows you around a mental hospital?

Tour-ettes

What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

Heshe Jokes More Heshe Jokes

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

Napkin Jokes More Napkin Jokes

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

What do you call a sleepy Tumblr user?

Napkin.

Ur Jokes More Ur Jokes

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

What's ur name?

Bonnie" C: That ur real name "Nope. Jekyll Elizabeth Parker" C: ...Bonnie it is

Cloth Jokes More Cloth Jokes

What's the best way to wipe a computer server?

A cloth.

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths