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Nap Kin Jokes

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

What do you call a tired tumblrina?

A nap-kin.

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Tumblr Jokes More Tumblr Jokes

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

What do you call a sleepy Tumblr user?

Napkin.

Heshe Jokes More Heshe Jokes

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!

Ur Jokes More Ur Jokes

Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!

What's ur name?

Bonnie" C: That ur real name "Nope. Jekyll Elizabeth Parker" C: ...Bonnie it is

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?

Because if they slept with two legs up they'd fall over

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!

What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

Identify Jokes More Identify Jokes

How do you search and identify for feminist jokes in /r/jokes?

They have a "JOKE" disclaimer tag

How do you identify a baboon?

Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!

Napkin Jokes More Napkin Jokes

What do you call a sleepy relative of a paper towel?

A napkin.

What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

Cloth Jokes More Cloth Jokes

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths