Nap Kin Jokes

What do you call a tired tumblrina?

A nap-kin.

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Tumblr Jokes More Tumblr Jokes

Why is Tumblr so odd?

Because they can't even.

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

Heshe Jokes More Heshe Jokes

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the Square divorce the Circle?

It was sleeping around.

Where do holy men sleep?

Monk beds.

Ur Jokes More Ur Jokes

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

If u say its not ok they give it to u for free

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Identify Jokes More Identify Jokes

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

Cloth Jokes More Cloth Jokes

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!

What did the square say to the root?

Radical