What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

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What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

What's something that you can catch but not throw?

Feelings. T.T