What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

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What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

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Why wasn't he hurt?

It was a soft drink.

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

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What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

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Why was the tree soooo happy?

Because he didn't arbor any feelings!

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.