What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

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What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

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Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt?

L'Hospital.

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What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

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What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

Why was the tree soooo happy?

Because he didn't arbor any feelings!