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What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

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What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

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How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

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What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

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What's something that you can catch but not throw?

Feelings. T.T

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.