What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

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What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

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You call 9-wun-wun

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

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Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

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Why was the tree soooo happy?

Because he didn't arbor any feelings!

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.