Cloth Jokes

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

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What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

Wife Clothe Jokes More Wife Clothe Jokes

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

Wildling Jokes More Wildling Jokes

What's Jon Snow's favorite children's book?

Where The Wildlings Are

What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

Tumblr Jokes More Tumblr Jokes

What's the name of the car of a hipster Batman?

Tumblr.

What is Tumblr's favourite branch of maths?

Trigger-nometry...

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

He got arrested just like you would've.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.