Cloth Jokes

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

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What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

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Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Why should you leery of stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

Wal Mart Jokes More Wal Mart Jokes

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

Wife Clothe Jokes More Wife Clothe Jokes

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because its hard to run in squares!

What did the square say to the triangle?

You're outta line!