Cloth Jokes

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

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What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

What's the best way to wipe a computer server?

A cloth.

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

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What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

Identify Jokes More Identify Jokes

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

How do Chinese parents pick a name for their child?

Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

Why did Suzie fall down the stairs?

I pushed her

21 Jokes More 21 Jokes

What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

What do you call a fellow who is over 21 and makes bad puns?

A groan man.

Manhattan Jokes More Manhattan Jokes

What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan on the rocks.

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What did the cat say when it got hurt?

Me-OW!

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.