How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

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How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.