She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.
His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."
Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano
If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
I love your Boo-ty
Weight for it...
The mall is hiring new Santas.
You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."
When your wife's clothes start to fit her.