How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His sentences start with "A woman once told me.."

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a Pikachu'".

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

How can you tell someone's a navy seal?

They'll tell you in their novel.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is a four-letter word for a woman that ends in "unt"?

Aunt.

What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.