How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His sentences start with "A woman once told me.."

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets?

Max

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

What did the hipster say......when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

How does a women make you a millionaire?

You start as a billionaire