How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His sentences start with "A woman once told me.."

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How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

Why would you chase a waterfall?

They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.

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How do you make a small fortune in aviation?

Start out with a large fortune.

Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

Who's at fault?

The man, he should't have been driving in the kitchen.;3

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.