His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."
5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.
We were thankful.
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
Everyone got swine flu
It's not there.
You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last
Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.
Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.
Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.
Because she was his sole mate.
