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What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty

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What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

Both can be solved with a coat hanger

How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

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What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray.

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

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What did the French baker ghost said?

BOO! Langerieeee!

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.