What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty

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What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

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Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

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Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

What did the french baker ghost said?

BOO! Langerieeee!