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What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty

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Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

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How does an optometrist make love?

Better like this... or better like this

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

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Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

Who's there Boo!! Boo who?

Don't cry, it's only a joke