Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!

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Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

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Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!

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Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!