Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!

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What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

Wet noses

What did one nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

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Who's there! Aardvark! Aardvark who?

Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles!

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!

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Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!