Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!

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What did one nose say when the other nose said "I love you"?

Back achoo!

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A guardvark!

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Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!